he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My boob is missing a layer of skin
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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