During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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