Me too!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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