He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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