when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?