I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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