Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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