I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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