Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Randomize
