Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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