She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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