is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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