I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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