Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm like, not good at living.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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