my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
you never un-have a 4some
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