I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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