very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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