Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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