OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I need water and some morals
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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