Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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