he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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