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• (516): View more from New York

  Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites

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  Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk

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• (646): View more from New York

  Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me

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• (909): View more from California

  You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.

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