well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.