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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.

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• (916): View more from California

  I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.

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• (646): View more from New York

  He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.

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• (631): View more from New York

  We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We were licking ciroc off the poker table

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.

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• (323): View more from California

  Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis

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• (805): View more from California

  On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.

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