Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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