Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
