Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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