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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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