Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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