what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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