i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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