What a fucking waste of an outfit
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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