if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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