when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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