Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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