yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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