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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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