Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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