Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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