Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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