Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You pole danced in your parka.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
