Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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