Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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