This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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