He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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