i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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