Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You ruined the universe
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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