I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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