She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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