so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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