Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
