She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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