People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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