look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Success! We fucked roommates!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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