I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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